Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Warning Wiffleballers

Just a heads-up: After a particularly useful afternoon at the driving range a few days ago, I found that I was pulling my front shoulder out on my swing, and that fixing that made a huge difference in my contact. That evening I played wiffleball with my brothers, and discovered that this little correction worked wonders on my swing there too. So be warned, Wiffleball Pitchers: I'm no longer an easy out. Especially you, Steve: Let's see you try that sweeping curve shit on me again. I think I'm an early candidate for Comeback Player of the Year.

Also, for my brother's bar mitzvah, the party favors are those fancy wiffleballs with the little red ring that you can adjust to throw all sorts of crazy shit. I fooled around with them, and they're pretty fun. I plan on comandeering a couple for our league, so get excited for some ridiculous pitching duels.

2 comments:

MLC said...

that is hands down the best bar mitzvah favor i have ever heard of.

Steve said...

Joel my sweeping curve will make your knees so weak your shoulder won't even matter.