I thought I'd share this gem for all you former Larkinites out there.
"Subject: To Whomever Is Playing the Loud Music On 4th Floor
Shut your goddamn music down.
(1) Your taste in music is degenerate.
(2) Quiet hours during weekdays begin after 11pm.
(3) Where are the RAs when they actually have to do something, i.e. policing?"
--Don't you just miss his sunny personality? His oh-so-cheery demeanor? It just makes me nostalgic for the good-old-days. No wonder you thought I was a decent roommate, Joel, given your *ahem* previous experience.
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Hahahaha. Oh my god. Classic Cihan.
Can you send a reply, along these lines:
Subject: To whomever I can smell all the way from the 4st floor:
You're filthy.
(1) Your taste in deodorant is nonexistent.
(2) There do not exist special hours for basic human hygeine, as Stanford expects 18 year olds to maintain a standard level of cleanliness at all hours of the day.
(3) Though there is not a designated staff position for teaching you how to shower, perhaps there should be.
Thank you so much for showing that to me, Will. It makes me appreciate you all the more.
I believe the PHE is at least supposed to tell you to shower.
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