Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Learn To Play Golf

Hey Fuckers - So Sam and I are going to play a weekly game of golf this year, and it would be a fun way to get all of us together and outside once a week. So if any of you have been looking for an excuse to learn golf, or pick it up again, this is it! Take a lesson this summer, get some clubs, and come play with us. It'll be fun. I promise.

8 comments:

anik said...

hey fuckers? good effort joel but you can't pull that off, you're just too nice

anyways, count me in on golf

MLC said...

i refuse to conform to your country club life style.

actually, i've never tried playing...my gut tells me i'd be hopelessly lousy. how about i play frisbee golf on the course while you guys hit the balls?

Annie said...

well chaitkin, that suggestion sounds like a wonderful opening scene of a porn film. note- i say film. ...because you're just that classy.

also, i think it's cute when joel tries to curse. endearing really. like when little kids repeat a bad word without knowing what it means, and you just want to pinch their wittle cheeks.

and last thought: if we play golf together, can we all get matching argyle sweater-vests? please?

hudsonvalley said...

With an Old English "D" for durand embroidered over the right chest?

I used to play a little in high school and would knock a ball around just for some laughs. But I suck. I own a nice putter though.

Joel said...

Hey, you cock-sucking cuntrags: Let me fucking swear if I goddamn please, and get the fuck off my nuts about it. Shit.


Balls.

anik said...

awww joel you're ADORABLE

Steve said...

I will play golf with the lot of you if and only if we get matching sweater-vests.

let's go shopping.

Andrew Burmon said...

If it helps any, I just noticed JCrew's having a sale on sweater vests...